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26-05-2008, 01:01 AM
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some joke's in english
A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi ........B:yes,sir.You are a taxi .." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick ?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion ."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too A:I have the perfect son ?B: does he smoke A:No, hedoesn't ?B: does he drink whiskey A:No,he doesn't ?B:does he ever come home late A:No,he doesn't ??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is he A:He will be six months old next wednesday One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing Fred is 32 years old and he is still single one day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like them His friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like ypur mother A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much The friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like her I WISH YOU LIKE IT...... THANKS
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26-05-2008, 01:03 PM
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hahahahahhaha thats really funny looool thanx shams and wish u the best loool
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26-05-2008, 05:23 PM
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hahahaha you cracked me up thanks for the jokes best regards, The Night's Butterfly |
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31-05-2008, 02:12 PM
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loooooooooooool I like the last one alot .gif "Eh S(15)") Thnks |
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31-05-2008, 07:25 PM
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thankx alot for all of u
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